Daughter dating rules

However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

But I’ve got to go out and by an electric nail gun!

Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: “early” Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.

But one dad really hit the nail on the head when it comes to rules for dating his daughter — and we're totally on board with it. Warren Welch posted his guidelines for people dating his daughters."Rules for dating my daughters: You'll have to ask them what their rules are.

I'm not raising my little girls to be the kind of women who need their daddy to act like a creepy possessive badass in order for them to be treated with respect," he wrote.